Now I must nurse my courage in a sling,

I dream the ancient skies are ripening

she looks like the real thing
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Haha. Okay. Here I go again. 23-year-old aspiring writer who spends her days chain smoking, occasionally drinking, and trying to keep ashes off her keyboard.

This is my RL journal, and it's friends only. If I've friended you, you probably know who I am elsewhere.

Honestly, if anyone from my other journal happens through here... it's boring as shit. Like. Really boring. Painful and unhappy boring. Whinging, moping, long soliliquies about stupid shit. The other place is where the fun is, bay-bee.
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